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Top10: Stalker
Top 10 Signs You May Have a Stalker
10. Sockdrawer neatly rearranged in your absence to spell out "I love you."
9. Webcam swivels to follow your every movement, but the computer's off.
8. Husband mysteriously replaced by short dude named Ralf with crazy jesus hair and a fanatical gleam in his eye. (This one's for you, AGMeade)
7. All email from your wife now tagged with "Stupid bitch who doesn't deserve him."
6. Mysterious YouTube videos appear depicting 24 Karma Sutra positions, but with your face digitally superimposed over both participants'.
5. No matter how much underwear you buy, the drawer is always empty.
4. Toenails and eyebro
Literature
Like a Man
"Please," he whimpered, eyes cast up from the polished linoleum as if in prayer, a single rivulet of blood trickling from a nostril. "I… I have a family."
"A family?" Charlie glanced from one crumpled heap of flesh and gristle to another, a distinct disinterest building behind insect black eyes. "How many kids?"
"I… t-two."
"Boy or girl?"
"Both boys."
He squatted next to the man, spinning the massive .357 on his finger like the protagonist of some spaghetti western. The barrel whirled around the blur of his hand like Death's private helicopter, gaining and losing momentum in an evident but indecipherable rhythm. He blew a
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Massacre of the Innocence
Georgie Porgie threw an orgy
just outside L.A.,
where Jack Be Nimble grabbed his thimble,
outing him as gay...
Little Jack Horner bought Time Warner
before the bubble burst,
though Jumping Jack Flash saw the crash
and liquidated first...
Jack said Jill was taking the Pill
to ward off impregnation;
the Three Blind Mice have lobbied twice
for victim's compensation...
Little Miss Muffet had her tuffet
liposuctioned out,
and L
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